DUTCH AUCTION ITEMS

Some of you have never shoveled your own ice bath and it shows. We were a proper country before these dang ole' dirty-bath-water-whirlpool-what-have-yous.

Ice Cubes for President 2024. 

Screen printing is a family business, ya know? They say.. "Keep the colors to a minimum. Each screen is expensive." 

But, the boss wanted a beautiful flower. Lots of colors, capishe? 

So, we broke a record. Most screens ever used on a tshirt. I'm not kiddin' ya. 

Listen, Los Angeles is beautiful. It just doesn't have that community bond or that small town feel. It's harsh. But, we aren't! 

Feel the love with this hearty tote bag. Plus, you'll get a laugh at the farmer's market. 

Hell, you might even break the ice with a new friend!

These fanny packs will not only hold your phone, wallet, chapstick and car keys .... they  will also HOLD THE STANDARD! The signature DEUCE diamond also represents our Venice Beach location, highlighting 90291. 

 Be ready hands free for Margs at Casablanca, feet in the sand at the beach or watching folks on the boardwalk in your favorite Postal code in Los Angeles County, California.

• 100% Cotton
• Plastic Snaps

• Thumb loop
• Elastic

• Double velcro wrist wrap
• 3 finger hole

• non tempered glass
• 16 oz.

The classic full DEUCE logo tee on black. 'Hold the Standard' is claimed on the back shoulders.

Know your rights. This mug holds that sweet caffeinated nectar and reminds those who don't even lift that "weightlifting is not a crime."

The classic logo tank features the 'Hold the Standard' text on the back.